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Pine Slopes

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What drives Kaganof?

It used to be Valazza
a white Valiant ’66, straight
six engine a most reliable vehicle
before that a Jaguar Executive that cost
so much to start up I never drove anywhere,
I would call up fancy ladies and ask them to come
to my place where we’d sit in the plushly upholstered
vehicle and admire the engineering. before that an Audi 500
that cost me R10 000 cash to buy and nearly a million to fix
and before that twice a Toyota Corolla; one that was stolen
from outside my house in Westdene and the other I
overturned while speeding drunk down Louis
Botha Avenue which made me wonder
whilst I was overturning how come
they never changed the name of
this motherfucking Avenue to
something indigenous like
Gqom Avenue? or the
Whoonga Freeway?

 

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